Sex

when your uncle gives you a cowboy hat and brings you to a motel.

Sex was awesome in high school, in elementary school it wasnt as fun.

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Sex

When a male strikes his dick inside a woman's pussy.

I am having sex with Kim Kardashian.

by OmmakSexy April 30, 2022

Sex

The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.

Sex makes babies which keeps our species alive.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

Sex

6 year old looking at moms ID card

Sex: F

He laughs

Mom: What’s so funny?

Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.

Husband died laughing

Scrolling down while searching up the word “sex” in Urban Dictionary because your a loner.

by pwun August 11, 2021

Sex

Sex is something I want to do to this man so badly that I daydream about it every day. It's something I crave so bad that I tingle when I see him, I want to climb this man like Mount Everest. I could suck this man every day and still want more.

Damn i wanna sex that man so bad

by Ilovethatmansobad June 11, 2023

Sex

Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.

I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.

He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.

He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.

"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry

He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.

He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.

I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.

He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"

He fucks me right there.

And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.

Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...

by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021

Sex

Why'd you search this? Get off urban dictionary little kid.

Hey Jerry I had mad sex last night with Bob.

by Teehee art hoe October 4, 2020