Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

selfie bomb

When you take a ridiculous amount of selfies on someone else's iPhone

Me: Quick hide the phone! She's coming back and I've only taken 2000 selfies!

Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?

Me: Shit

by fuckingmeanestperson December 17, 2013

selfie joke

A term used by idiot old ladies and moms that means a joke that only you laugh at.

Are you going to be a comedian and make selfie jokes?

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 23, 2013

Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 4, 2015

cat selfie

A selfie taken with your cat

I posted a cat selfie on my Instagram

by nickrobinsonandcats September 7, 2015

golden selfie

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.

The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.

by setophaga September 24, 2013

Selfie-Conscious

the feeling that none of the selfies you just took were good enough for facebook or instagram so you take them over and over again until you're satisfied.

"Everyone was waiting and getting mad at Jess because she was being selfie-conscious and kept retaking selfies that all looked the same anyway."

by Kuya Mikey April 12, 2014