Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual that often comes off as annoying to others as they come of as braggers.

I swear our boss is such a general seagull when it comes to bringing snacks into work.

by General S May 15, 2022

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual who often comes off as a bragger or douchebag despite their good deeds.

Our boss is Such a general seagull when it comes to bringing cakes into work

by General S May 15, 2022

Camp Seagull

Rob Klein

I took an upper decker in Rob Klein’s bathroom at Camp Seagull

by Rob Klein June 21, 2022

Angry seagull

Getting 2 foot kicked in the back of the head and then shat on

Had a right goer last night pal, she wanted the Angry seagull

by jaffajake July 26, 2022