Soomer

A simp and a coomer

Bruh my friend Jason is such a Soomer

by leafythekid444 April 15, 2020

SomerZ

A person who spells his name with a capital Z.

Capital Z, dammit!

by a very anonymous person April 15, 2004

Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

Scomberoides

A aussie herpes infested slut with no morals and a incestive family

LOL look at her fucking her brother, what a Scomberoides.

by LOLDECKED. March 5, 2009

sconer

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

honey watch out! theres a sconer about!

by Dancer of the seas February 16, 2009

scoper

The arrival of coeducation at St. Paul's in 1971 inspired the verb to scope (a foreclipping and conversion of "telescope") and the derived noun scoper, "one who appreciatively ogles the opposite sex." From this process has arisen an unofficial organization named SCOPERS, a reverse acronym, or bacronym, for "Students Concentrating On the Palatable Extremities of the Reciprocal Sex.

-Richard Lederer, Adventures of a Verbivore, 1994
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym

Lecherous little scoper

by Waterme August 12, 2008

Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

by Shplibitz October 2, 2014