Jayden smithing

To try to sound deep/intelligent/philosophical while rambling about absolutely nothing

Dude you need top stop jayden smithing and just give me a straight answer.

by Hollow July 2, 2018

skitching

Sneaking up on a person and coming on their face.

Charlize flipped out when she caught me skitching on her.

by Wyatt December 30, 2003

[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal

Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.

by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Snatching

To conceal drugs or other items in your vagina to avoid detection.

keistering keister bunny

That bitch was snatching an entire kilo of blow during her strip search. She's going the be the next prison keister bunny.

by buckeyeinthesoonerstate May 8, 2016

Coat Switching

When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.

The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

scretching

A superior form of stretching. Should not be mistaken for stretching as the latter is used by those who are not "rad".

Armadillo's don't scretch because of their awesome armor plates.

Stretching is so out...scretching is the newest fad.

by armadillorox June 17, 2008

skitching

This is the act of removing both of your feet form the pegs of a moving motorcycle and placing them both on either side of the bike or behind the bike. If you have metal sliders on the bottoms of your boots, sparks will fly form the backs of them.

This was demonstrated in the movie BikerBoyz, and the upcoming film Torque.

by YamahaBoy January 18, 2004