Schmoigle

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS

Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin

by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018

Schmidt

An award for one who polishes boots to perfection.

After nearly 5 years, Shooter's Supervisor decided it was time for him to receive the Schmidt.

by WillyB2006 November 20, 2006

schmo

a nasty individual that lives under the false perception that they are in fact hot.

cody's ex-girlfriend, nicole, is a class A schmo.

by carmenandtrent October 12, 2008

Schmidling

The performing of unneeded and somewhat laborious tasks in an inefficient manner.

Person 1: Dude, I just dusted off all the objects in that room and it took like, 3 hours

Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling

by Edison1234 August 14, 2009

schmed

someone who intentionally does something to annoy or anger others in a way that will frustrate them extremely

"You left one cookie left in the jar, what a schmed"
"That schmed just cut me off! Get out of the way!"
"You are a major schmed"

by ND4194 January 21, 2010

Schmadrick

A stupid person, usually one who you would love to beat the shit out of, but you just don't feel that he or she is owrth it.

"This kid pisses me off, He is a real Schmadrick. I want to beat the crap out of him, but he's not worth my time."

by T-One August 3, 2007

Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007