Schmingo

Perfection

The Jewish Grandmother would accept nothing less than Schmingo.

by Dingyding February 2, 2010

Schwing

verb
to do something cool, amazing.

that was sooo schwing!

by jo daniel August 5, 2006

schwing

an uncontrolable urge to thrust ones hips towards an attractive specimen of the oppostite sex

fuck me shes fit..... SCHWING

by bencboy September 9, 2006

schmang

A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.

That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!

by bengjyi May 1, 2006

schmine

noun

A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank. While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for. Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank. However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.

No that purple tube sock doesn't quantify her as a schmine! She is such a jank!
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine? What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.

by Charlie Olson March 13, 2008

Schpingle

1.) When emotional feeling surpasses the means of communication, and all that can be uttered is "Schpingle"

2.) A word used to signify great emotional feelings

3.) Any action verb can be substituted by "Schpingle"

"After ripping the bong, all I could do was lie back and schpingle out."

"Yeah man, it was awesome. I pulled out and schpingled all over her stomach."

"We should go beat the schpingle out of him. That'll teach him.

by schpingle-heimer June 10, 2011

Schmangle

A brawl or fight in which someone is strangled or attempted to be strangled.

Dude... I got into a schmangle the other day and my throat hurts so bad.

by the Schmangler June 23, 2010