Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.

He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.

by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020

Andy Samberg

the cutest and hottest man to ever exist & the best actor ever.

Mikey: yo, do you know who Andy Samberg is?

Lexi: Yes! I love Andy Samberg!

by s4mbergg July 16, 2023

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

simper

a mega simp who does anything for e girls and his mom

damn ted oneil is such a fucking simper

by bob john 55 March 17, 2020

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008