Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

Salty Chicharon

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio

she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"

by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011

Safety Sam

A character Created by TheOddKids.

Original Name: Safety Clone
Always Tries to make things safe but ends to be not safe.

Guy: I saw Safety Sam in the mall today.

Girl: Cool!

by Safety Sam November 21, 2011

safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.

Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"

by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012

Saftasheve

The greatest ship that has ever existed is consists of three twitter people Natasha,Safia & Eve.

Person 1: Do you ship Saftasheve?
Person 2: Yes! it's my OTP
Person 3: What is Saftasheve?
Person 1&2: GET OUT OF HERE

by AnonymousDanosaur March 22, 2013

safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.

worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet

by boiler March 13, 2015

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015