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safety joe

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.
by maximus January 26, 2005
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Safety Guy

by unklesatan August 16, 2021
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Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.
Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.
by SacaMocos March 11, 2020
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auto-safety

When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard
Sex with me is auto-safety.
by Andy K April 7, 2004
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safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.
"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."
by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008
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Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
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Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.
CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.
by armytim114 December 28, 2013
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