maximus's definitions

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

terp

A turtle who is a pimp.

Man look at the bling on that turtle, he is a t-e-r-p.

by Maximus February 8, 2004

trusay

1. Act of speaking the truth

Person 1: Man, Naz just ganked my vocab.
Person 2: Trusay, however Dora's been ganking ur style for a while.

by Maximus May 15, 2003

maxmeansmore.com

Something no one cares about, but everyone wants. The apex of wit and intelligence, although none can realize it's genius. Not even the creator.

MaxMeansMore.com is a gift to humanity.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004