stooly

adjective or adverb 1. made of or pertaining to feces 2. a nice way of saying shitty, or something is not to one's liking

Steve: Did you see that rendition of the Mona Lisa a the Modern Art Museum?

Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.

by georgelopez April 3, 2009

stool hwip

When a man fills his bladder with soft poo through his penis and pushes it out into his partner's mouth.

Just stool hwipped my buddy.

by JustClause September 25, 2016

Stool

Someone who is a super tool; combination of the two words

Yo, that guy Chaz is a total Stool! Let's ditch him at the club.

by Knight Ridah August 19, 2008

Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Stoolblossom

The delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven't wiped properly. Also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their ass.

He is such an embarrassing twat and an utter stoolblossom, I'll be bound.

by WarwickHunt September 20, 2016

Stoolagtite

The lingering fecal matter on your anus after a greasy poo.

I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017