robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

Robotnik

Dr. Ivo Robotnik is brilliant man. Brilliant in that he found a way to exploit my country's abundant oil supplies... Anyway after a strange blue ball of spikes arrived, we were able to swipe the prototype 'Doomsday Device'. Although as to what it does is a complete mystery.

'I am the Doctor!'
'Yes sir... now where's the oil?'

by Elbonian Ambassador Xeork April 10, 2005

awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

by J. Dog June 25, 2007

robot

A man who is very strong and emotionless, or at least not showing emotion at the time. Robots usually seem to appear violent, even while not doing anything. Although listed as an insult, it is also a compliment. This is usually used by punk/rock people.

Holy shit, that guy's a fuckin robot!

by steve April 2, 2004

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)

The strategy of chatting your friends on facebook in the hopes of making them lose control of their unicorn on Robot Unicorn Attack and getting a less than desirable score for one of their rounds.

One person, "Hey you suck at Robot Unicorn Attack"
Addict to Robot Unicorn Attack "NO ITS NOT MY FAULT HE USED Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) AGAINST ME!!!!!!"

by Chazzaroni December 20, 2010

Roboted

When you have allocated the "robot" message tone to a contact on your iPhone.. And it goes off.

Guy:" Hey Dude, your phone just Roboted"

by Benest81 October 9, 2013

meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

by Buck Macho June 20, 2016