meyers rum

An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover

I only drink Meyers Rum.

by Marthasvineyard September 23, 2015

Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other

Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes

by Willioooo November 21, 2019

rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

Rum

A term people in Des Moines, IA use to describe someone not seen in a positive light. Someone who is a non-productive, lowlife, dirtbag, no goals typs of person. Maybe someone who steals....

I know that kid hes a RUM, he broke into my cousins garage and stole his 4-wheeler last year.

Man everyone in that bar last night was a RUM.

I cant stand those Rums they always have something greasy to say.

by Thanksformakinmewiser December 13, 2025

Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022

Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.

John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum

by kylematthews June 18, 2023

Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024