to rub ones crutch *rubs crutch*
if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!
if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!
if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!
if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!
LOU: EWW WTF YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE, STOP RUBBING YOUR CRUTCH
KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!
LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!
KARA: *crutch rub*
LOU: *rubs crutch*
KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!
LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!
KARA: *crutch rub*
LOU: *rubs crutch*
by thatssofake! September 15, 2009
the proper response to 'thank you' from a cashier or waiter at a specific kind of café or establishment. It involves untucking pants, and rubbing a specific object.
Example One
Friend One: man, im so mad at that waiter.
Friend Two: why, what did they do?
Friend One: i thanked them for serving me and they didn't even give me a tuck and rub!
Friend Two: wow, that is bad.
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Example Two
Patron: Thank You!
Waiter: Oh, you're welcome! Now, would you like it in the back or me under the table, 'cleaning?'
Patron: Table please!
Waiter: *Gets under table and untucks pants*
Patron: Oh yeah, keep going
Waiter: *Rubs the object*
Patron: *moans* faster! harder!
Waiter: *rubs faster and harder*
Patron: *gush*
Waiter *emerges from under the table, covered in cum* wow, what a big mess.
Friend One: man, im so mad at that waiter.
Friend Two: why, what did they do?
Friend One: i thanked them for serving me and they didn't even give me a tuck and rub!
Friend Two: wow, that is bad.
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Example Two
Patron: Thank You!
Waiter: Oh, you're welcome! Now, would you like it in the back or me under the table, 'cleaning?'
Patron: Table please!
Waiter: *Gets under table and untucks pants*
Patron: Oh yeah, keep going
Waiter: *Rubs the object*
Patron: *moans* faster! harder!
Waiter: *rubs faster and harder*
Patron: *gush*
Waiter *emerges from under the table, covered in cum* wow, what a big mess.
by Pcydunim July 28, 2023
When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.
by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009
a "massage parlor" where the masseuse (usually a young, attractive woman) gives a "happy ending" (i.e. a hand job or a blow job); for a gratuity, the customer may get more than the "happy ending"
"Welcom to Fancy's Rub Club. That will be $150 for the massage with happy ending. Anything more is negotiable."
by 80's Guy October 25, 2006
Teenager A: Yo I got hella GG rubbing off dis hoe last night.
Teenager B: Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaamn that is tight yo!
Teenager B: Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaamn that is tight yo!
by Jesus "Water-to-Wine" Christ March 03, 2008
The act of one male rubbing another male in any way that satisfies him. The tub-rub, as you might have guessed, must be conducted in or around a tub. It is not exclusive to porcelain bathtubs but can also be conducted in large tupperwares, garbage bins, coolers, etc.
Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.
Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.
Will: "Wassuuuuupp."
Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."
Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."
Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."
Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."
Troy: "Done."
Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."
Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."
Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."
Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."
Troy: "Done."
by BennettMyhran April 19, 2009
A penis. Usually used to describe a penis that is used in questionable activities, such as 'rubbing it in' with an underage girl, or or all male group masturbation.
"I've got a ruler! Get your rub dogs, men!"
"I had this 16 year old girl petting my rub dog on saturday."
"I had this 16 year old girl petting my rub dog on saturday."
by Ωren October 08, 2008