taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint
man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?
by Jacob January 27, 2005
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Roller Derby

Code for swingers club. Akin to the Jebus fish in days of old. Men commonly approach women in a nonchalant way and ask if they'd like to join their roller derby team.
"Hey Risha, we think you'd make a great member in our Roller Derby Team, you look pretty flexible."
by StrangerDanger313 November 28, 2011
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Roller skating

A fun,groovy treat-yo-self kind of activity usually done by two freinds and accompanied by a mutual freind.This actively is not fulfilled unless three parties take part.Any freind who refuses to take part is a stinky brain.
by Kababtrash February 27, 2020
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paint roller

The act of having either anal sex, or vaginal period sex with a girl and then sliding your horizontal cock up and down her face, making sure to give her a good coat of either blood or feces. This can also be done with semen, however the guy must first ejaculate into a paint tray and then dip his dick in before painting his lover.
Aw dude that girl you went home with last night was so gnarly!

It's all good, I gave her such a thick paint roller, I couldn't tell her from my sister!

Bro, what if it WAS your sister?!

Oh well!
by Mr. Period December 26, 2014
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Roller coaster

Another way to say you're fucking somebody in a wheelchair.
Paula rode the roller coaster down the hill, got scared and rode the roller coaster back up the hill where she lived happily ever after with her paraplegic man who was too good to live down the hill.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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jelly roller

a guy with a beard that usually has leftovers in it from yesterday's lunch (beef sandwich). he has a rather large mole 2 inches to the right of his beefy beard.
he rolls jelly for a living, and his jelly has a beefy taste to it. possibly because of his beard..

jelly mainly put on bicuits or burnt toast.

.................booty
Dan: hey! look at that jelly roller!
Dave: ew, he smells like beef.
by bloooooooober August 01, 2009
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Roller Coaster Baby

When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
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