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Retard Bone
n. Where a person has not been officially diagnosed with a mental disability but, there are family similarities of mental SLOWness. Ex: They have a retard bone running in their family.
You would think they are retarded. I think they have a case of the retard bone.
If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.
It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.
The retard bone runs in their family.
He must have inherited the retard bone.
They all have the retard bone.
I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.
If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!
If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.
It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.
The retard bone runs in their family.
He must have inherited the retard bone.
They all have the retard bone.
I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.
If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!
Retard Bone by HeatherFeather73 February 28, 2010
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reetard
noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.
fucking retard
a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.
Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
fucking retard by sickofbullshit December 11, 2012
Retard mode
The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.
Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!
When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!
When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
Retard mode by khadgarr December 1, 2009
urban retard
Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.
urban retard by benth April 29, 2008