Pulsating Rectum

When the rectum violently pulsuates (orgasmically) from sexual stimulation.

Andy gave the Captain one hell of a pulsating rectum last night.

by Tony Yayo March 16, 2004

rectum wrecker

Yet another word for a gay man

Stay away from him, he is a rectum wrecker!!!

by Phantom farter December 30, 2009

rectum romeo

a faggot, fudge packer, elton john

elton john & karim mihr. YOUR DAMM STRAIGHT. Found this on the back of a toilet door - 07960562840

by Joyboy November 3, 2003

rectum

when some one breaks something or destroys an object

i bought two cars and my daughter rectum both

by arbiter jenkins June 23, 2008

cranius rectus

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

by Goobsnack April 7, 2017

Rectum Face

Person who is an asshole; also speaks liberally without thinking and will say anything to get a laugh.

Haley: Ruby your such a Rectum Face! *wham wham wham!*

Me: Hah I know but it was worth it!

by Ruby (Rectumface) January 13, 2009

rectussy

A laceration between the vagina and rectum (see also - vagasshole)

That woman has a nasty looking rectussy.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010