rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

rectum

butt hoal

he has tasty rectum

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Rectum Eyeball

Eyeball in the rectum

Ryan lets do some Rectum Eyeball

by JoshKnock October 6, 2019

Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022

rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 2, 2004