raccooning

whatever you want it to mean

“raccooning rn”
“ur what?”

by not oizys March 27, 2022

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011

raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.

Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.

by Txft June 18, 2020

raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015