quilf

a word describing a really old milf , primarily over the age of 50.

a mix of the words quilt (old blanket) and milf (mom i'd like to fuk), used to describe an extremely old milf whos on the brink of loosing her "fuckableness"

"son, justins grandma is a total milf; no way man shes a quilf, shes drooping"

by riggidy Ram One July 25, 2008

Quidditch practice

Prak-tis Noun, verb, -ticed, -ticing
-Noun

1. A really awesome event in which people afflicted with Quidditch!addiction gather together to engage in seriously addicting MSN chats, which include (occasionally drunken) voice clips and webcam sessions. Quidditch will also occur simultaneously during "prak-tis", though participants make no promise as to paying attention to said Quidditch. Individuals who enjoy practice normally eat practice pitches for breakfast and can be seen zooming around the pitch & stadium on their FIREBOTLS, looking incredibly cool.

1. R U ERAD?
2. Clups.
3. sever8ussevers.

-courtesy of the Quidditch practice Crew Lingo Dictionary

by bn.scripted May 6, 2009

quile

Quile is the abbreviation of "quite a while". To "be a quile" is to be gone for a long period of time, although the actual period of time does not have to be pre-determined.

For instance, your Manager is stepping out for a long, liquid lunch, and on their way out the door he/she says "Hold my calls Janet, I'll probably be a quile".

by JulzBris January 28, 2014

Quidditch

(n. or v.) The act of having sex when the guy picks up the chick and sets her on his 'broom' and proceeds to run around, so the chick is playing quidditch.

Hermoine likes to play 'quidditch' with Ron.
Yo, did you and that broad play some quidditch?

by Definitionking19 January 10, 2011

Quil

To be on "The Quil" or "The Q" results in rapid spontaneous outbursts such as "you douchebag!" and equally startling "I really want a ice-cream cone right about now". It often ends with the influenced subject passing out after giving up on the downstairs light not going off by itself.

"Brooke, you're on the Quil"

by Dan Scarberry October 20, 2008

quid pro quo

A latin phrase that translates into "what for what". It essentially means that if you do something for me, I'll do something for you as a fair exchange.

Only pinko's believe in Quid Pro Quo and as a result, they should be ripped off because of their beliefs.

by The Flying Dutchman January 30, 2004

quil

taking either/both nyquil and dayquil whilst sick with a cold or the flu.

Joe: Yo dawg, im off the quil today. I'm still sick but I ran out.
Paul: Mad props, I'm sick too and got some quil. Want some?
Joe: Fo sho!

by SkittlesMcGee February 26, 2011