Harry Potter Hangover

A hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar.

"All I know is I woke up with a Harry Potter hangover and a road cone, man."

by theadequate November 3, 2009

The Late-Night Pitter-Patter

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.

You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.

by Spencer Hills 101 September 4, 2009

a very potter threequel

the imaginary third musical in the popular a very potter musical series. it follows a very potter sequel, and many fans have been spamming darren criss' twitter, begging for such a totally awesome show. we don't know if it would follows harry and co., the marauders, or the next generation, but we do know that it's gonna be totally awesome.

person one; "damn, i wish there was a very potter threequel!"
person two; "merlin's pants, i know. that'd be supermegafoxyawesomehot.

by red vines January 24, 2011

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

by thatdude33 November 3, 2010

Pottermore

Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.

P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.

by anotherpotterhead August 1, 2011

post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.

"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"

by marrklar August 6, 2007

Potter prone

After reading the Harry Potter series, every mention of it will cause a devastatingly long discussion about characters and events in the novels.

Generally, you are Potter prone if you do such things.

1: Hey, that guy kinda looks like Hagrid!

2: Hagrid! I love that guy. Did you know he was accused of opening the Chamber of Secrets? Did you know he had a pet spider named Aragog? Hagrid likes dragons too. He was a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Did you know he brings Harry to the Burrow when Harry turns 17? Did you know...

1: You are so Potter prone!

by CrossCountryFool155 January 9, 2011