philosofaeces

a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."

jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"

by crappunkrock182 July 6, 2015

philosopher

Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam

I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam

by j coolio west February 22, 2017

philoha

The best couple ever,but he dont like her;(((((((

Philoha are so cute,its a shame he dosnt like her:(

by PHILOHA1233333 March 7, 2017

philosoph

Another term of a "brain dead idiot"

Dude did you here what Luke did?

Yeah man that's Luke he is a Philosoph

by Luke9/11 April 1, 2017

Peilot

A lot of basically anything that something can be more of

That was louder than a peilot!

She's thicker than a peilot

I'm high as a peilot

by Coopdawg73 August 12, 2017

Peilot

A lot of anything that something could be bigger than

That was louder than a peilot!
She's thicker than a peilot

I'm higher than a peilot

by Coopdawg63 August 12, 2017

PHILOPHASAUR

I AM THE IMPERIAL PHILOPHASAUR!!!!!!!!!
AND A COSBILL OF IMPERIAL PROPORTIONS,

IMPERIAL PHILOPHASAUR

by TUBM December 12, 2017