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Procrastabate 

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.
Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

Procrastibation 

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.
Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

Facebook Procrastinating 

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
Facebook Procrastinating by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

Poocrapstinate 

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.
1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"
Poocrapstinate by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

precrastinate

Precrastinate
(verb) : Developing a deliberate plan to avoid making a decision or action
Sam told Ellen that it is easy to precrastinate, simply clain to need information from others and send them off on impossible tasks.

credit: from MerriamWebster.com
precrastinate by rezendes April 21, 2008

Procrastination 

the art of setting something aside so we can finish it all off in one go :P
Procrastination is the way!
Procrastination by peace143 February 7, 2010