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Pootie Bitch

The next step above just being a regular bitch. The king/queen of bitches. The most derogatory term so offensive that it causes people that overhear it to "poot" (fart).
That's it. You've pushed me too far! You sir, are a Pootie Bitch! *poots*
by Flay The Skin February 16, 2022
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Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina
I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”
by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024
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Pootis

The heavy's way of calling for a dispenser in the game Team Fortress 2.
'Pootis Spenser here' - Heavy
by Sal ad. February 8, 2020
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Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .
Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.
by Roman Marie December 30, 2018
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stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !
by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019
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Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
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Pooty butt

When you don’t open your cheeks in the shower to let the water clean them
Ew Terrance has a pooty butt that’s nasty
by Landon <3 January 25, 2022
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