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pooch

someone or something cute whom you may love
hand me my doochi woochie loochie pooch
by logpeen July 27, 2023
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banner pooch

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch
by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018
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pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.
wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight
by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020
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pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion
Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!
by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022
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Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce
by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Pooch

Informal.

A term to describe one when you are playfully mad at them. Siblings especially call each other this. It doesn't really have a meaning to it. It is just a playful cute word to use when you are grumpy at a sibling or friend.
Sibling 1: "Where did my paper go?"
Sibling 2: "I stole it!"
Sibling 1: "Ugh! You pooch! Give it back!"
by gogo's dictionary <3 April 10, 2025
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