Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015

Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.

by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015

Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 27, 2018

Douchie pooch

Someone or something you dislike

STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHIE POOCH

by Bluecube14 June 17, 2018

POOCH

Noun
pooch (plural pooches)

(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.

File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch

Jack IS A POOCH

by QP13FG August 17, 2018

Pooch tuck

To be a pussy; one that is scared.

Oh stop being a little pooch tuck and come talk to me.

by taylor garza son May 30, 2018

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018