Less chatties, more phatties.

a phrase used to inform someone they have been holding the bowl to long while chatting.... as if it was a microphone.

"Hey, quit talking and pass the bowl man... Less chatties, more phatties."

by shanerlady February 10, 2010

smut butt on a putt putt

(southern U.S.A. slang, non derogatory)An african american (male) riding a motorcycle. Black motorcyclist on a budget, usually older model ragged looking cruiser with loud pipes. Don't race one, the smut butt on a putt putt will usually outrun you.

What was that blur that went by with an awful noise? It was a smut butt on a putt putt.

by FIrepig January 18, 2006

Van Der Putten

One of the strongest lineage in History. To be a Van Der Putten means that you come from strength and people strive to be as good as you. The word Van Der Putten can be summed up to simply mean one thing SUCCESS.

I would like to be half as Van Der Putten as that guy

by The Big Creator February 4, 2010

putterputt

The act of walking and farting everytime you take a step. An endering name.

I can smell you from here you putterputt!

by rnbwmeli December 25, 2006

phuctart

1. A virgin
2. A tasty treat
3. Someone with no experience with sex

1. "You need to get laid you phuctart."
2. Dudette: "How's it taste?"
Dude: "Like a phuctart."
3. "You've never pleased a woman because you're a phuctart."

by F3ARL3SS June 2, 2007

[phunt]

Saying ' phunt ' is a way of calling someone a cunt in an online forum/poker room without getting the software team blocking your chat.

Omg.. he just called all in with 5 high , what a ''phunt''.

by Donk Slayer January 13, 2009

putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011