Pedophile Fail 

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

Pedophile Fail by Jooker January 18, 2009

Pedophile Patch 

A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.

When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.

Pedophile Patch by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

pedophile priest 

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

pedophile priest by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

pedophile playground 

A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.

Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.

pedophile playground by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009

pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

pedophile mustache by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Pedophile Laugh 

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

Pedophile Laugh by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010

pedophile laugh 

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

pedophile laugh by minpin rico May 24, 2015