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Putinist Russia

The Russian Federation under Vladimir Putin the war criminal and dictator of Russia from 1999 to the present.
Putinist Russia is similar to Nazi Germany of the 21st Century.
by Boyo-frum-Downah April 7, 2022
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Putin Effect

Unintentional reverse psychology, where threats made to get someone to obey you instead causes them to go against you.

Origin: Putin threatened to use military force & nuclear weapons against Finland & Sweden, to prevent them from applying for NATO membership. The two countries realized that they could not defend themselves against nukes & the entire Russian military if they stood alone, leading to them joining NATO.

Ergo threats meant to subdue these countries caused them to stand up against Russian imperialism.
-"I told my boyfriend that it was me or the dog, but instead of getting rid of the dog, he dumped ME!"
-"Well, that's the Putin effect for you."
by KarlosMetinga May 12, 2022
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Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
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Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
by Graffen November 9, 2011
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Tiger Pitting

When you accidentally feel up on a stranger thinking it's your significant other. This act can be almost as dangerous as walking into a tiger pit to pet the kitties.
That other blonde girl looks a lot like Sean's blind date. If he doesn't pay attention, he'll end up tiger pitting that other girl.
by aggroqueen October 7, 2014
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Dirty Putin

A Russian style of having sex with a woman. You put the dick in one hole and balls in the other and fuck both at the same time. It doesn’t which goes in which hole.
Give her the good ole Dirty Putin! “Dick in one hole, balls in other, that is how I fuck your mother!”
by Josh T. VanDuser September 12, 2018
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putin free

Free of gluten, free of wheat, free of nesh ingredients (see nesh), free of Putin (Vladamir)
This roll is Putin free, gluten is putin (dangerous), gluten Putin is nesh, you can order that for lunch it's free of gluten putin
by min an cos nesh inc April 19, 2014
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