Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.
Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.
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Get the 5-Egg Omelette mug.To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.
Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*
Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*
Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D
Kat: *Cums out ingredients*
Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*
Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!
*Fucks on table*
Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*
Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D
Kat: *Cums out ingredients*
Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*
Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!
*Fucks on table*
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'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'
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Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.
Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.
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