sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

offendified

(v.) To be offended; typically used when being funny and/or cute as a replacement for offended.

I'm so offendified by your statement!

by A.N.Nightingale November 3, 2005

Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)

Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Offerdable

A website that offers coupons, discounts, deals for customers in India. The discounts range from grocery, clothing & apparels, restaurants & fast food, electronics, mobile phones, and entertainment. Basically offers to make shopping more affordable.

I came across this website that is offering discount coupons in India. It has a cool name 'Offerdable' which in itself explains a lot right!

by offerdable March 29, 2011

Offemded

Offemded is when a feminist is offended, which is all the time. You probably haven't done anything that would bother a reasonable person so it's nothing to worry about, carry on.

"That homely girl with green hair got pretty angry when I disagreed with her stance on gender rolls, we just had different points of view I don't understand what the big deal was."
"Don't worry about it man, she's just offemded."
"Oooohhh. Makes sense."

by bishop8000 March 29, 2017

offerder

Offerder is an acronym about Adolf Hitler raping and murdering female Jews and blaming it on the male Jews!

Rich white men today really just wanna offerder the ladies on the streets of California.

by Elvis lover 2001 February 6, 2018