death to oatmeal

A reference to the comic series "Calvin & Hobbes".
Used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are pissed off, sort of like a swear word.

Very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random.

"death to oatmeal!!!!!"

by ExoSceleton January 4, 2017

Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

by Bryan August 27, 2003

Octomom

A woman with 8 arms and legs capable of handling more and more kid stuff.

Geez! You'd think I was some Octomom or something with the kids' lives these days!

by Injeanuity February 6, 2009

Oatmeal

A caramel light-skinned black girl

I'm in love with the oatmeal!

by teamswirl420 July 20, 2016

oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.

Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.

by NeviMoon June 17, 2016

Octomom

Any mom who does eight (or more) things at once. So, simply, ANY mom.

An example of a conversation with an octomom:

While I'm talking on the phone with you, I'm going do these dishes up, wipe Bridget's nose and get that Hot Wheel car door out from under the fridge. Oh, and let me pull that online class while I text my husband at work to see if he can get home a little early so I can go get groceries before yoga so Avery doesn't flip out in the morning because there's no Puffins. You asked me to remind you that tomorrow's your turn for snack at ECFE. I'm bringing coffee.

by cleverkate March 25, 2009