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word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.
'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'
by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020
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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
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Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
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nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"
by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021
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Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
by DominicCummings September 1, 2022
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Fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021
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nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.
"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"
by yddimsttam August 20, 2021
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