Naked Rule

The rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.

Every time you are naked, do not believe anything I say. It will be called the naked rule.

by The Lowest Law January 5, 2009

bucket naked

Fully nude; without any clothing or covering whatsoever.

He was standing there, bucket naked.

by PPaddle September 15, 2006

nike

sweatshop labor

They work me like nike.

by chimaera January 22, 2003

naked drunk

Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated.

"Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk."

by H L May 3, 2008

nike boy

Guys who are obsessed with Nike shoes

Francis is a Nike boy always with a Nike on

by Francis odoh May 19, 2018

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

nike head

A person who is very much dedicated to wearing Nike sneakers. Mainly Air Jordans, Dunks, Air Force 1's and Air Max (among others).

He or She is usually educated on the different years of production, nick names and going rates for exclusives and vintage pairs.

Some clothing brands have built their company around such "collectors" like CAPITAL or "CPTL" as some call it, hailing from the same city as Nike itself, Portland, OR.

A Nike head may have 10's or even 100's of unworn pairs of Nike sneakers in his/her possesion - putting them "on ice" for investment purposes or waiting for the right time to wear them.

Fuck Adidas man, I'm a Nike Head!

by Byron Wescott June 19, 2008