naked tuesday

When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.
Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked
by Pizza is my religion November 29, 2014
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internet naked

(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.

(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."

"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
by OnTheRoxRox September 01, 2012
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ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.
"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry
by Jonathan March 06, 2005
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happy naked

A person who is happy when naked.
by Jaymi Midget June 13, 2004
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Naked Squatter

1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there
FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!

Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.

Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...
by Charlie McV January 24, 2009
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naked ferret

to scamper around nakedly before or after having sex
i'd like to naked ferret him.
by eunice brow January 21, 2008
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Naked Woman

1.The objects of fucking.
2.Things that men like to use for pleasure.
Bob likes naked womean because of their boobs.
Iglooman likes naked woman because they have vaginas and are easily used.
George Bush likes naked woman because he doesn't have any.
by screwu October 05, 2007
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