Muffin Stuffing

the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.

I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.

by Big Game June 28, 2006

Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

Dutch Muffin

To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!

Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?

Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!

by EazyNutz August 29, 2010

dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 15, 2010

Chery Muffin

The act of inserting the scrotum into the vaginal crease and thrusting hard enough to cause a queef.

Ryan harshly grunted after giving his girlfriend a chery muffin.

by Chickeniza April 19, 2010

chicken muffin

answer to annoying questions or when you are bored.

Customer: How do i fix this error?
Me: Chicken Muffin

by cassiopeia November 17, 2004

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005