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Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.
White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"
White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
by thatniggakidkenny October 01, 2014
When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.
by Roooopppert March 19, 2010
This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.
by Deuce Master December 01, 2014
when a person shits on another persons face and then punches that person in the face...resulting in muddy knuckles
also could be after fisting an ass and resulting in muddy knuckles
also could be after fisting an ass and resulting in muddy knuckles
by bukake_ninja June 24, 2008
by Dirtyduckfuck February 23, 2017
While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.
I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.
CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.
CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations
by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009