Muddy Geyser

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.

My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

Muddy Cornfield

When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.

Squiggly Bob ran across a muddy cornfield when he ran his fingers through the girls ass.

by Roooopppert March 19, 2010

Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014

Muddy Fishtank

The act of anal intercourse until ejaculation. But before removing the penis from the anus, the inserted male will urinate into the anus.

I thought he was really nasty until he gave her a muddy fishtank.

by Selfhorne Cooper November 20, 2010

muddy knuckles

when a person shits on another persons face and then punches that person in the face...resulting in muddy knuckles

also could be after fisting an ass and resulting in muddy knuckles

bitch you keep sass'n me were gonna play muddy knuckles

by bukake_ninja June 24, 2008

muddy sprite

Lean in sprite

Wow dude that muddy sprite fu$ked me up yo

by Dirtyduckfuck February 22, 2017

Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009