by BEEEECYY :) June 21, 2010
Get the Mount Colahmug. A small town off the side of Decatur with a population of near 6,000 people. Quiet place with a lit ass Hucks and other small stores but that's about it, mostly just homes for people to live and a family video for entertainment. The people of Mt ZIon live normal lives while it is quite the show at the Schools, specifically Junior High and the High schools, where nobody can get a girlfriend / boyfriend because everybody of both genders keeps their options open and rejects anybody less than what they're going for because every damn person in the school besides some exceptions are whores, again, both genders. If you were wanting to have a relationship than Mount Zion is not your place, no, you will be quite mistaken to think that these schools are any better than they look. The people here have grown around such a system of cruelty that it would be most impossible to change these poor children's ways of life. A rare case someone moves to MT. Zion and go to our schools, only for some ass to make them jump for joy then brake up with them a month later, almost as if it where to purposely make that student learn our ways and to shame them for wanting to be with somebody for more a few weeks. Pathetic.
by James Allen Doedtman Bail May 28, 2018
Get the Mount Zionmug. by Fagg233333333 October 7, 2019
Get the Mount Michaelmug. Crumby little place in Brisbane. Well known for its 3 million car sale yards and bumper to bumper traffic. Full of weird cunts and mums with prams.
by gavid July 2, 2017
Get the mount gravattmug. by Latonia December 12, 2007
Get the belly mountedmug. by My Name Lol July 17, 2006
Get the Epic Mountmug. When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.
Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!
by Sythin January 19, 2010
Get the The Mount Vesuviusmug.