Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat

by LittleManTyrone January 20, 2021

nigga mortis

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.

"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."

by Officer Scrotes December 27, 2008

Morte

The very cool skull from Planescape: Torment. He pretended to be a mimir, a mechanical encyclopedia that happens to look like a skull, for a while, but it is eventually revealed that he was on the Pillar of Skulls in Avernus, the first layer of Baator.

"Morte, like, Latin...for death."

by D-san July 13, 2003

Morton Salt

A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.

Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.

To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.

Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY

by KoriNem October 18, 2009

morticulture

horticulture, as practiced by poorly trained groundskeepers, which causes the mutilation and eventual death of landscape plants

The brown, leafless shrubs, pruned into stick balls, were innocent victims of morticulture.

by pinkoursula January 21, 2010

Mortal Combat

Misspelled Mortal Kombat

Person 1: I just can't wait for Mortal Combat 11

Person 2: it's Mortal Kombat dumbass

by Midly entertaining February 7, 2019

Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007