Mormon-Jewbag

The circumsized skin off of a Mormon-Jew man.

Just sold Romneys Mormon-Jewbag for 400 dollars on Ebay.

by Obama your Moma October 15, 2012

moron

Someone who looks up the word "moron" in a dictionary.

If you don't know what moron means, god help you! Dumbass!

by Cornbred December 5, 2004

mormon temple

A very architecturally beautiful building both inside and out, built using faithful mormon's money. The atmosphere is similar to a library's. The temple is considered the holiest place on earth for mormons, and as God's house on earth. It is here that they perform "the ordinances of salvation" for both the dead and the living. The ordinances performed are the following:

1. Baptisms for the dead

2. Ordaining to the priesthood for men who died without receiving it

3. Confirmations for the dead, where a proxy is "confirmed" a member of the mormon church, and given the gift of the holy ghost

4. Washing and anointings for both the living and the dead

5. The endowment for both the living and the dead. Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason.

6. Sealings (aka Eternal Marriage) for both the dead and the living

7. The second anointing. Most mormons don't even know about this ceremony, and as far as I know it's only performed at a certain few of the larger temples. It consists of two parts - one performed in the temple, and one performed by the married couple in their own home. They are sealed up unto heaven for their righteousness.

So, to sum everything up, temples are beautiful buildings, wherein strange symbolic rituals are performed to guarantee your salvation.

Salt Lake Temple, Nauvoo Temple, mormon temple, temple

by The light bringer December 13, 2010

morrong

Moron typo'ed.
Orignally done by Badguy, someone from irc

<Hezkore> That Daniel92 sure is a morrong.
<Daniel92> D:

by weeplesceepleneeple October 20, 2006

moronated

1. to be a contagious moron
2. to convert some eligible person into a moron

1. A moronated Frank barged through the gate and knocked down the door and turned the whole family of three into morons instantly.
2. Jessy moronated the English teacher until he permanently could not speak a proper sentence.

by irritated September 3, 2005

morongoose

1. farm raised mongooses
2. derogatory alternative to typical "moron", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: retaardvark, quailtard

American Idol is a show hosted by a morongoose.

by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

moronicness

To spill a glass of water over your laptop at 2am and then take 30 minutes to wonder why it won't work.

the moronicness of spilling water and not realising it is just moronic!

by tristabella October 18, 2010