Moki

A type of troll that sits under desks all day. It has a fear of women and a cackling laugh. it's ugliness is complemented by a micropenis. some believe they are malformed aliens cast off by their brethren.

Person 1:"Damn that looks like a Moki living under that desk. You can barely make it out under those monitors."

Person 2: "Is that why those finger cots are filled with semen?"

Moki: *cackling*

by RicoSuave May 1, 2017

mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

Molking

The term "molking" means to suck a termendous amount of milk from the breasts of a female and done so with the mouth.This also can be preformed by just one female which would be called molker-bating as a male would on his own "master-bating".

Curt&Alex

1.Molk me harder!!!!
2.Uughhh,ease up on the molking.
3.Would you stop thinking about getting molked!!!

by CRF May 3, 2007

mankis

a pubic hair hair-piece

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.

Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.

by steven steve December 11, 2007

donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.

Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies

by Bored@Work September 12, 2006

Mo5king

A derogatory term, can be used as an adjective, or in its verb form. Originates from avoiding "Word Filter Lad"

Also see Mooseking

Young Child - "Oh my word, I seem to have fallen into a mutated pile of shteaming monkey phlegm and stained my long johns"

Lad - "MO5KING!!!"

or

Person 1 - "What are you doing pete lad?"
Pete lad - "I am Mo5king you"

by Brownlad October 18, 2005