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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
by Sadiesez June 2, 2010
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Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
by Malix August 12, 2004
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monkeys

A term meaning "extremely cold" when referring to the weather, or general atmospheric temperature.
It's monkeys in here, turn up the heater.
by bopx is me November 30, 2010
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monkeys before the monolith

Being confronted by a computer (or technical) problem that you lack the skills (or intelligence) to resolve. A reference to the movie "2001," where confused monkeys are confronted by superior alien technology in the form of a monolith and beat it with sticks.
Dude A: My dad couldn't program his DVD player, and got totally pissed.

Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.
by Bdgold January 18, 2012
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Montessori

A typa school where Karen parents send their special little snowflake kids. They think their kids are learning until the kids enter a traditional high school and don’t know basic math.
Teacher: “I can’t keep tutoring this kid after school every week. He has like 9 other tutors but he just doesn’t understand the content. He’s like 3 grade levels behind.”

Parent: “that’s impossible, he went to Montessori. He’s perfect, absolutely my flawless angel, you are a BASTARD for considering such a thing of him being behind. He is only too smart for you peasants.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Arctic Monkeys

The best band to ever grace my mortal ears.
by Myth4everr April 20, 2023
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The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.
Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys
by Satans nipple October 11, 2011
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