Playing Whack-a-mole

Fucking a girl so hard in the ass, when she has to poop, that your dick turns brown from hammering the shit back into her ass. The turd must look like it is popping out of the ass, like a mole exiting a mole hill.

Bro 1: Get on CoD
Bro 2: Can't playing whack-a-mole

by Yhearddawggy May 26, 2020

Mountain out of a Molehole

An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.

"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".

by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021

Ohio Wack o' Mole

When you leave a buttplug inside your girl for a few days so she can projectile shit in the air while you attempt to hit the pieces with a baseball bat. Upon completion you must yell, "HOME RUN," and rub shit on the walls.

John: I've left the buttplug in for like 5 days, soon it'll be time for the Ohio Wack O' Mole
George: I did one with shawty 3 days ago and the apartment still stank

by GURNDOGURNDO December 17, 2021

Inverse Whac-A-Mole

Thrusting one’s penis into the asshole, then immediately pulling it out and inserting into the vagina, repeating steps one and two until completion.

“I Inverse Whac-A-Moled the literal shit out of that asshole and put it in her vagina.”

by The_Urban_Troll September 1, 2022

vagina mole

A Crazed individual who likes to burrow himself/herself deep within the vagina and stay there for a period of time.

I vagina moled that poon last night.

by Kev-0 May 17, 2006

nigger mole

It's a little mole located on the neck.

Hey look at that kids nigger mole.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

mole pilot

a state of deep depression where all daily activities are undertaken as a matter of course. like being on auto pilot, but you're navigating in complete darkness.

Have you seen Cheri? Since Steve left her she's been like a ghost.
I know. She's gone into mole pilot mode - wake up, tunnel your way to the end of the day, wake up, start all over again... we've all been there.

by kwraikarn December 9, 2009