puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

speak into your mic

Sucking dick

Person 1:Hey can I speak into your mic?
Person 2: Yes you can babe

by Darebear1718 January 7, 2017

Drop the Marriage mic

A quick and unexpected divorce.

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018

Mushroom Mic

The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.

Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.

by (the) James May 4, 2008

douche-mic-fagitron

a word to desrcibe a person who does douche like and fag like things at the same time

dawg why the f*ck would you do that your such a douche-mic-fagitron.

by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009

open-mic

The act of sexual intercourse without the use of a condom (the penis being referred to as a microphone due to its shape).

I can't believe Jerrod open-miced dorm girl last night.

by Kutz July 22, 2008