hello
my name is
my name is ralsei
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
these are my friends
i'm a ba
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
WHATS YOUR NAME KID?
uhhh mercedes benz
my name is
my name is ralsei
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
these are my friends
i'm a ba
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
WHATS YOUR NAME KID?
uhhh mercedes benz
by usiwnfg8wgjf2i May 10, 2025
The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
by henry1272838442 October 19, 2022
n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!
by for the STREETS September 11, 2020
A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 27, 2013
by BigdickMN April 12, 2020