by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Laura Mercedes Vas A Matar Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
Get the Road Trip in the Mercmug. by Russianmercedes30 May 14, 2019
Get the Russian Mercedesmug. A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.
Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.
by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025
Get the Mercedesmug. That person is such a Merc.
by NotUcas April 12, 2023
Get the Mercmug. A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.
by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025
Get the Mercedmug. (CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE INFORMATION, MEANING THAT LATER ON THIS WILL BE OUTDATED!)
Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.
1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):
The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.
2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):
Nothing about her as of now.
Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.
Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.
1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):
The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.
2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):
Nothing about her as of now.
Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.
Guy 1: Merc Fleet is such a good game!
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
Get the Merc Fleetmug.