No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

McGee

1. An incredible end to an insult.

2. A most foul and hideous being, with a nose like a crow and breath like a walrus' anus

1. Man, he's saggy balls McGee.

2. ..Eurgh, mcGee.

by Spadeface:) April 28, 2008

muff dive mcgee

a person who all he (or she) likes to do is give oral sex to a women

or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag

1.ahhhh dude muff dive mcgee, how was she.

2.hey muff dive mcgee......fuck you

by tee hee bitches October 17, 2007

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

by Michael April 9, 2005

Poo Pants McGee

An Irish man or woman who has defecated in his/her pants. Also: When someone is intoxicated by alcohol to the point they poo their pants. Other similarities include; Poo Pants McDougal/McCallister/McGoo and most recently, McCain

Last night was crazy, my buddy Reese was a poo pants mcGee

by Poo Pants McStink January 23, 2009

Tits McGee

Woman with naturally large breasts that insists on squeezing them into low cut shirts from the junior section.

Sally: Hey, Ralph! Do you like the shirt I found at Old Navy? There was only one left, and Thank God, it was a small... Just my size!

Ralph: Yeah, fits you perfect, Tits McGee.

by lorilicious June 29, 2011

Megels

The Male version of doing a Kegel exercise where a man flexes the muscles of his penis to strenghten them to ensure he can control and extend his ejaculation time.

Angela was asking me if I was a two pump chump, so I told her "Don't you worry about that baby, I do Megels so I can stop myself from cumming so quickly"

by Jason5star November 23, 2011