Megels

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The Male version of doing a Kegel exercise where a man flexes the muscles of his penis to strenghten them to ensure he can control and extend his ejaculation time.

Angela was asking me if I was a two pump chump, so I told her "Don't you worry about that baby, I do Megels so I can stop myself from cumming so quickly"

Megels by Jason5star November 23, 2011

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megels

The male equivalent of kegels.

A megel involves flexing penile muscles causing your member to dance.

I did some megels to lighten the mood.

megels by Team Bud May 17, 2011

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Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.

Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.

Megel Bagel by jmeight August 30, 2010

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megel bagel

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.

boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.

megel bagel by jmeight August 30, 2010

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Megelet

Best person ever existing I bet you did not know he will soon take over the world in a good way! MEGELET fans only! We stand megelet

Megelet: *Plays tower of hell*
Megelet: *dies and leaves*
Everyone: WE ARE TRUE MEGELET FANS!

Megelet by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

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Megelonmaniac

This is the definition of a wealthy man whose rampant ego burns things to the ground for sport and vengeance.

The megelonmaniac messed with people’s jobs and company stock prices for the lolz.

Megelonmaniac by PunIsHerGame November 17, 2022

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Meels

Other word for Myles

Meels is a homie, very smart but stupid af at the same time. Meels is very good at shooting 3s in basketball. Also a guy not to steal ur girl but is waiting for any good chances. He is the most chill guy u will meet and will treat u like a Buddha.

Meels by Big boy 08 December 17, 2019

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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