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Drinking Machine

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.
Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.
by r9ufvn9ud November 8, 2009
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MAC machine

A type of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) produced under the brand-name MAC, usually displaying this logo on the "idle" screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.
I have enough money but not enough cash - let me stop at the MAC machine and withdraw some.
by Shaviv June 14, 2004
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Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013
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macintosh4josh

The most fucking annoying, retarded piece ever created. also his videos are shit.
G:hey, wanna see a shit video?
B:yeah ok?
G:just go on macintosh4josh's channel on youtube and watch his mac book advert.
by manny12345 October 21, 2011
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maccing off

Derived from jacking off
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
person 1: dude I can't believe how much Mr. X and Mr. Y were maccing off back there, they don't even realize how much macs rape you, they're such tools sometimes.
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
by arandomguy May 5, 2008
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sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.
Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.
by Vee-nus June 12, 2008
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Machine Gun Masturbation

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.
by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006
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