Logan

An adopted pedophile

“I don’t wanna be around Logan he’s an adopted pedophile”

by Clayfb44 January 1, 2020

Logan

Logan is a 6 foot 9 inches Nazi who is obsessed with Auschwitz.
He is straight and will kill any gay or trans person.

Logan is gonna be the next "he who must not be named"

by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021

Logan

An anorexic fuck who cant tell the difference between green and yellow because he never completed kindergarten, he only ever dates midget because he is a pedophile, he sits on buses all day hoping that women will talk to him but ultimately ends up mistaking men for them. Logan is a threat to society and will grope anyone that comes near him, the only person to ever be attracted to logan is his gay buddy toblerone. his parents have given up on him so supply him with endless money to whatever he wants.

*on a bus* "oh man look at that skinny bitch, hitting on all these

" Hey ladies, do you like my fedora, if you want i can make you into a body pillow"
"He is such a Logan"

by Zookerino April 17, 2018

Logan

an award winning shit

man I was in the bogger and snapped off a logan

by Smoothsilver October 18, 2010

Logan

The guy that every girl falls for. He seems sweet at first. With his sarcasm and flirty comments. Then he'll turn on you and shut you out. You can't help but love a Logan, though. He is SUPER attractive with his amazing eyes and appealing smell. Your knees go weak everytime you see him. He likes to take adventures and hang out with his true friends. Usually he plays an instrument like drums or guitar. Every girl wants a Logan. Every girl hates to see a Logan with another girl. Every guy envies a Logan

*God-like guy walks by*
"Who is THAT!?"
"Him, oh that's Logan."
"I want him!"
"Get in line."

by Not telling!!!!! May 12, 2010

Logan

A funny guy with the disturbing habit of drawing a large penis and then licking it when he thinks you aren't looking.

Andrew: Who drew that dick?
Paul: *feels wall* It's still wet.
Andrew: *balls fist* LOGANNNNNNNNNNNNN.

by TripleDimensional November 12, 2012

Logan

A guy who makes you want to claw your eyes out. He argues with everything you say and is way to stunborn. He is the pack leader of the trump train. He always had esxuses and his nickname is sweaty Patrick.

Friend-"How would you describe Logan?"

Friend-"Logan is a red neck sweaty Patrick who came up with Trump Train."

Logan-"I am very sexy."

by ArtemisAcher May 6, 2017